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Cranburied
02:20
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Spent Thanksgiving alone
Just me and my meal at home
Sat down for a bite
And had quite a fright
The turkey, the mashed potatoes
The brown bread
They want my head
They want me dead
The stuffing, the carrot casserole
The gravy, this is so crazy
They’re after me
They want me mashed
They want me stuffed
They want me baked
They want me CRANBURIED!
They’re after me
They’re chasing me
They want me cranburied
I jumped from the table
And started to run
But tripped and fell over the dinner bun
I bumped my head and
Felt instant dread
All went black and my meal attacked!
I’M GETTING MASHED
I’M GETTING STUFFED
I’M GETTING BAKED
I’M CRANBURRRRIIIIIEEEEEEEED!
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Vegan Zombie
02:57
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I don’t like human flesh, no
It makes me feel so sad
I prefer vegetables
My friends, they tease me really bad
(He’s a vegan zombie) I’m a vegan zombie
(He’s a vegan zombie) I’m a vegan zombie
(He’s a vegan zombie) I’m a vegan zombie
(He’s a vegan, ooooo waaah ooooo!)
I met some real nice humans
Named Lester and Patrice
They treat me pretty well, yeah
Because I don’t try to eat them
(He’s a vegan zombie) I’m a vegan zombie
(He’s a vegan zombie) I’m a vegan zombie
(He’s a vegan zombie) I’m a vegan zombie
(He’s a vegan, ooooo waaah ooooo!)
Now things they became dire
The world was short on food
Lester and Patrice said
“Going hungry is not good”
So Lester and Patrice they
Dusted off their axe
And chopped off all my limbs and
With my body broke their fast
(He’s a vegan zombie) I’m a vegan zombie
(He’s a vegan zombie) A no-limb zombie
(He’s a vegan zombie) Been-eaten-by-friends zombie
(He’s a vegan, ooooo waaah ooooo!)
(He’s a vegan zombie) I’m a vegan zombie
(He’s a vegan zombie) A no-limb zombie
(He’s a vegan zombie) Been-eaten-by-friends zombie
(He’s a vegan, ooooo waaah ooooo!)
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“Drewthy, it’s my favorite time of the year.”
“You mean Christmas”
“Indeed I do, Drewthy, and I’d like to be the first to wish you a very scary Christmas.”
“And a very scary Christmas to you, too.”
We wish you a scary Christmas
We wish you a scary Christmas
We wish you a scary Christmas
And a creepy New Year
Good hauntings we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a scary Christmas
And a creepy New Year
Oh, bring us some rotten Zombie
Oh, bring us some rotten Zombie
Oh, bring us some rotten Zombie
Bring it right here
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
So bring it right here
We all like our rotten zombie
We all like our rotten zombie
We all like our rotten zombie
With all it’s good cheer
Good hauntings we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a scary Christmas
And a creepy New Year
We wish
You
Wish
You
We wish you a scary Christmas
And a creepy New Year!
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Cookies for Satan
03:45
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Christmas Eve Night
The kiddos wait for man in red and white
Who’s that in the chimney? No beard? No boots?
Just horns and hooves
Why, that’s not Santa
That’s … Satan?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This year it’s cookies for Satan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cookies for Satan
The king of the bottomless pit
This year he ain’t bringing you sh--
It’s nothing for you, just cookies for him
The devil arose from his tomb
Up to your family room
Have his cookies out or
You’ll be doomed
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This year it’s cookies for Satan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cookies for Satan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cooookkkiiieeeeees!!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cookies for ol’ Beelzebub
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This yeeeeeaaaaaar it’s cookies!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cookiieeees for Satan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This year, it’s cookes for Satan!
Satan!
Satan!
Satan!
Satan!
Cookies … for Satan!
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Coffin Jockeys are: Jim Miller and Andrew Schwartzenberger.
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